All Noobs must die
All Noobs must die

All Noobs must die Steam Stats & Analytics

Steam player data, revenue estimates, wishlist trends, and other key stats for All Noobs must die. Track how the game performs with real-time Datahumble analytics.

Description

A place where wishes come true! You just need to protect the obsidian portal from zombies. Mine resources with your pickaxe, build traps, and put them to use — let them grind the zombies into a juicy green porridge! Funny meme endings!

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Trailers & Screenshots
All Noobs must die In-Game Screenshot 1
All Noobs must die Steam Price
$2.99
US
In-Game
0
players
Reviews
4.0
75%
Followers
26.0
following
Release
Sep 14, 2023
US
Avg Playtime
0
hours

All Noobs must die Details & Features

Features

Platforms

Windows

Developer

Mango x2

Publisher

Mango x2

All Noobs must die Sales & Wishlist Estimates

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Copies Sold (est)

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Revenue (est)

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All Noobs must die Historical Player Data

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All Noobs must die Audience Analysis

Audience demographics, behavioral overlaps, and geographic distribution

Country distribution data is not available.

All Noobs must die Review Analysis & AI Summary

AI generated summary from recent player reviews

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Players consistently praise the immersive atmosphere and the stunning graphics. The sound design really pulls you into the game world. The combat system feels incredibly rewarding and fluid, offering a deep mastery curve.

Some users have reported performance issues on older hardware, and a few bugs during the late game missions. The pacing in the middle act can feel a bit dragged out compared to the explosive opening.

The gameplay loop is standard for the genre, not breaking new ground but executing the fundamentals competently. The story is serviceable but largely predictable.

  • Optimize performance for mid-range PCs to reduce stuttering during heavy combat.
  • Add a fast-travel system to reduce backtracking after completing major story arcs.
  • Rebalance the final boss difficulty spike.

All Noobs must die Streaming & Live Stats

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Streams
12.4K
Streamers
3.2K
Hours Watched
850.4K
Peak CCV
12.5K
Avg CCV
4.5K
New Streamers
450.0
Top Language
English

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