Behold the Kickmen
Behold the Kickmen

Behold the Kickmen Steam Stats & Analytics

Steam player data, revenue estimates, wishlist trends, and other key stats for Behold the Kickmen. Track how the game performs with real-time Datahumble analytics.

Description

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

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Trailers & Screenshots
Behold the Kickmen In-Game Screenshot 1
Behold the Kickmen Steam Price
$3.99
US
In-Game
0
players
Reviews
524.0
77.48%
Followers
1.0K
following
Release
Jul 20, 2017
US
Avg Playtime
2.2
hours

Behold the Kickmen Details & Features

Features

Platforms

WindowsMac

Developer

Size Five Games

Publisher

Size Five Games

Behold the Kickmen Sales & Wishlist Estimates

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Copies Sold (est)

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Revenue (est)

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Behold the Kickmen Historical Player Data

CCU · Hourly ·Last 30d

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Behold the Kickmen Audience Analysis

Audience demographics, behavioral overlaps, and geographic distribution

Country distribution data is not available.

Behold the Kickmen Review Analysis & AI Summary

AI generated summary from recent player reviews

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Players consistently praise the immersive atmosphere and the stunning graphics. The sound design really pulls you into the game world. The combat system feels incredibly rewarding and fluid, offering a deep mastery curve.

Some users have reported performance issues on older hardware, and a few bugs during the late game missions. The pacing in the middle act can feel a bit dragged out compared to the explosive opening.

The gameplay loop is standard for the genre, not breaking new ground but executing the fundamentals competently. The story is serviceable but largely predictable.

  • Optimize performance for mid-range PCs to reduce stuttering during heavy combat.
  • Add a fast-travel system to reduce backtracking after completing major story arcs.
  • Rebalance the final boss difficulty spike.

Behold the Kickmen Streaming & Live Stats

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Streams
12.4K
Streamers
3.2K
Hours Watched
850.4K
Peak CCV
12.5K
Avg CCV
4.5K
New Streamers
450.0
Top Language
English

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Tag Overlaps
Sorted by overlap of top 5 tags (minimum 3 matches), then followers and reviews.
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10Turtle Champs Steam Header ImageTurtle Champs5/5Free12019094%

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