Bernie Needs Love
Bernie Needs Love

Bernie Needs Love Steam Stats & Analytics

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Description

A retro platformer about an old man who collects blue pills amidst urban dangers and bird poop in a desperate effort to reach his girlfriend before he is himself reached by the ever-approaching Grim Reaper.

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Trailers & Screenshots
Bernie Needs Love In-Game Screenshot 1
Bernie Needs Love Steam Price
$2.99
US
In-Game
0
players
Reviews
26.0
42.31%
Followers
124.0
following
Release
Aug 21, 2015
US
Avg Playtime
3.1
hours

Bernie Needs Love Details & Features

Features

Platforms

WindowsLinux

Developer

Protomni Multimedia

Publisher

Protomni Multimedia

Bernie Needs Love Sales & Wishlist Estimates

AI Estimate
Copies Sold (est)

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Revenue (est)

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Bernie Needs Love Historical Player Data

CCU · Hourly ·Last 30d

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Bernie Needs Love Audience Analysis

Audience demographics, behavioral overlaps, and geographic distribution

Country distribution data is not available.

Bernie Needs Love Review Analysis & AI Summary

AI generated summary from recent player reviews

Players consistently praise the immersive atmosphere and the stunning graphics. The sound design really pulls you into the game world. The combat system feels incredibly rewarding and fluid, offering a deep mastery curve.

Some users have reported performance issues on older hardware, and a few bugs during the late game missions. The pacing in the middle act can feel a bit dragged out compared to the explosive opening.

The gameplay loop is standard for the genre, not breaking new ground but executing the fundamentals competently. The story is serviceable but largely predictable.

  • Optimize performance for mid-range PCs to reduce stuttering during heavy combat.
  • Add a fast-travel system to reduce backtracking after completing major story arcs.
  • Rebalance the final boss difficulty spike.

Bernie Needs Love Streaming & Live Stats

7dTwitchKick
Streams
12.4K
Streamers
3.2K
Hours Watched
850.4K
Peak CCV
12.5K
Avg CCV
4.5K
New Streamers
450.0
Top Language
English

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