
My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?!
My Ransomware Can't Be This Cute?!Steam Stats
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Description
A push-your-luck deckbuilder hosted by a sentient, mocking malware girl. Outwit the odds or trust your luck — unleash game-breaking synergies, and gamble every file in a retro-PC interface. Will you cash out, or will she crash your system?
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Developer
The Seppuku Commission
Publisher
The Seppuku Commission
Sales & Wishlist
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Review Analysis
AI GeneratedAI generated summary from recent player reviews
- Optimize performance for mid-range PCs to reduce stuttering during heavy combat.
- Add a fast-travel system to reduce backtracking after completing major story arcs.
- Rebalance the final boss difficulty spike.
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