Please, Don’t Touch Anything
Price
$499.00
In-Game
3.0
Reviews
5.5K
Followers
13.5K
Please, Don’t Touch Anything Steam Stats & Analytics
Steam player data, revenue estimates, wishlist trends, and other key stats for Please, Don’t Touch Anything. Track how the game performs with real-time Datahumble analytics.
Description
A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.
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Trailers & Screenshots
Please, Don’t Touch Anything Steam Price
$4.99
USIn-Game
3.0
playersReviews
5.5K
88.64%
Followers
13.5K
followingRelease
Mar 26, 2015
USAvg Playtime
2.9
hoursPlease, Don’t Touch Anything Details & Features
Features
Platforms
WindowsMacLinux
Developer
Four Quarters
Publisher
ForwardXP
Please, Don’t Touch Anything Sales & Wishlist Estimates
AI EstimatePlease, Don’t Touch Anything Historical Player Data
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Please, Don’t Touch Anything Audience Analysis
Audience demographics, behavioral overlaps, and geographic distribution
Country distribution data is not available.
Please, Don’t Touch Anything Review Analysis & AI Summary
AI generated summary from recent player reviews
Players consistently praise the immersive atmosphere and the stunning graphics. The sound design really pulls you into the game world. The combat system feels incredibly rewarding and fluid, offering a deep mastery curve.
Some users have reported performance issues on older hardware, and a few bugs during the late game missions. The pacing in the middle act can feel a bit dragged out compared to the explosive opening.
The gameplay loop is standard for the genre, not breaking new ground but executing the fundamentals competently. The story is serviceable but largely predictable.
- Optimize performance for mid-range PCs to reduce stuttering during heavy combat.
- Add a fast-travel system to reduce backtracking after completing major story arcs.
- Rebalance the final boss difficulty spike.
Please, Don’t Touch Anything Streaming & Live Stats
Streams
12.4K
Streamers
3.2K
Hours Watched
850.4K
Peak CCV
12.5K
Avg CCV
4.5K
New Streamers
450.0
Top Language
English
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