Think of the Children
Think of the Children

Think of the Children Steam Stats & Analytics

Steam player data, revenue estimates, wishlist trends, and other key stats for Think of the Children. Track how the game performs with real-time Datahumble analytics.

Description

Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.

Steam Capsule Image
Think of the Children Steam Capsule Image

Trailers & Screenshots
Think of the Children In-Game Screenshot 1
Think of the Children Steam Price
$1.99
US
In-Game
1.0
players
Reviews
243.0
56.38%
Followers
1.6K
following
Release
Oct 19, 2017
US
Avg Playtime
3.8
hours

Think of the Children Details & Features

Genres

Features

Platforms

Windows

Developer

Jammed Up Studios

Publisher

Surprise Attack

Think of the Children Sales & Wishlist Estimates

AI Estimate
Copies Sold (est)

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Revenue (est)

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Think of the Children Historical Player Data

CCU · Hourly ·Last 30d

No data

Think of the Children Audience Analysis

Audience demographics, behavioral overlaps, and geographic distribution

Country distribution data is not available.

Think of the Children Review Analysis & AI Summary

AI generated summary from recent player reviews

Players consistently praise the immersive atmosphere and the stunning graphics. The sound design really pulls you into the game world. The combat system feels incredibly rewarding and fluid, offering a deep mastery curve.

Some users have reported performance issues on older hardware, and a few bugs during the late game missions. The pacing in the middle act can feel a bit dragged out compared to the explosive opening.

The gameplay loop is standard for the genre, not breaking new ground but executing the fundamentals competently. The story is serviceable but largely predictable.

  • Optimize performance for mid-range PCs to reduce stuttering during heavy combat.
  • Add a fast-travel system to reduce backtracking after completing major story arcs.
  • Rebalance the final boss difficulty spike.

Think of the Children Streaming & Live Stats

7dTwitchKick
Streams
12.4K
Streamers
3.2K
Hours Watched
850.4K
Peak CCV
12.5K
Avg CCV
4.5K
New Streamers
450.0
Top Language
English

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