This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

Price

$4.99

In-Game

2.0

Reviews

12.0

Followers

21.0

Copies

638.0

Revenue

$3.2K

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Description

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

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Price

$4.99

In-Game

2.0

players

Reviews

12.0

100%

Followers

21.0

following

Release

Dec 16, 2025

Avg Playtime

hours

Game Details

Genres

Action Adventure Casual Indie

Tags

Perma Death Mini Golf Adventure Difficult Casual Action Psychological Horror Multiplayer Dark Humor Indie Physics Horror Platformer Online Co-Op Survival Horror 2D Platformer Singleplayer Controller Co-op 2D

Features

Single-player Multi-player PvP Online PvP Co-op Online Co-op Steam Achievements Camera Comfort Color Alternatives Custom Volume Controls Adjustable Difficulty Playable without Timed Input Save Anytime Partial Controller Support Steam Cloud Family Sharing

Platforms

Windows

Developer

Hmph. Studios

Publisher

Hmph. Studios

Sales & WishlistAI Estimate

Copies Sold (est)

638.0

Revenue (est)

$3.2K

Wishlist Forecast

6.2K

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