This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Steam Stats & Analytics

Steam player data, revenue estimates, wishlist trends, and other key stats for This Is Why We Don't Play Golf. Track how the game performs with real-time Datahumble analytics.

Description

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

Steam Capsule Image
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Steam Capsule Image

Trailers & Screenshots
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf In-Game Screenshot 1
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Steam Price
$4.99
US
In-Game
0
players
Reviews
15.0
100%
Followers
26.0
following
Release
Dec 16, 2025
US
Avg Playtime
0
hours

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Details & Features

Features

Platforms

Windows

Developer

Hmph. Studios

Publisher

Hmph. Studios

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Sales & Wishlist Estimates

AI Estimate
Copies Sold (est)

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Revenue (est)

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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Historical Player Data

CCU · Hourly ·Last 30d

No data

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Audience Analysis

Audience demographics, behavioral overlaps, and geographic distribution

Country distribution data is not available.

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Review Analysis & AI Summary

AI generated summary from recent player reviews

Players consistently praise the immersive atmosphere and the stunning graphics. The sound design really pulls you into the game world. The combat system feels incredibly rewarding and fluid, offering a deep mastery curve.

Some users have reported performance issues on older hardware, and a few bugs during the late game missions. The pacing in the middle act can feel a bit dragged out compared to the explosive opening.

The gameplay loop is standard for the genre, not breaking new ground but executing the fundamentals competently. The story is serviceable but largely predictable.

  • Optimize performance for mid-range PCs to reduce stuttering during heavy combat.
  • Add a fast-travel system to reduce backtracking after completing major story arcs.
  • Rebalance the final boss difficulty spike.

This Is Why We Don't Play Golf Streaming & Live Stats

7dTwitchKick
Streams
12.4K
Streamers
3.2K
Hours Watched
850.4K
Peak CCV
12.5K
Avg CCV
4.5K
New Streamers
450.0
Top Language
English

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